I Deserve Quiz: What Wedgie Do

What Wedgie Do I Deserve? A Lighthearted (and Safe) Quiz for Friends Who Like Silly Fun

Note: This post is meant for playful, consensual fun among friends. Never prank, embarrass, or physically harm someone, and never target anyone who’s unwilling, vulnerable, or unable to consent.

Question 7: If you were a fabric, what would you be?

A) Denim. Tough, rigid, stubborn.
B) Velcro. Loud, chaotic, gets stuck to everything.
C) Wet tissue paper. Easily torn and slightly pathetic.
D) Silk. Smooth, slippery, thinks it's fancy.

Introduction

A “what wedgie do I deserve” quiz is a silly, nostalgic way to spark laughs, gossip, and playful teasing among close friends. Done with respect and boundaries, it can be a harmless icebreaker for parties, group chats, or reunion meetups. This post explains how to create and run a tasteful, amusing quiz, offers sample questions and results, and gives safety and consent guidelines so your humor stays friendly. what wedgie do i deserve quiz

Question 4: It’s laundry day. What underwear are you wearing?

A) Expensive boxer briefs. Name brand only.
B) Loose, baggy boxers with a silly print (pineapples? dinosaurs?).
C) Tighty whities. The classic Hanes 5-pack. Slightly gray.
D) High-end, moisture-wicking seamless briefs. You plan ahead.

Implementation Ideas

Use a free quiz maker (Google Forms, Typeform) to automate results.
Share in group chats with a clear “this is fictional” note.
Turn results into printable cards for parties or virtual backgrounds for video calls.

How to Survive Your Wedgie (Just in Case)

Whether the quiz said you deserve a hang-you-from-the-flagpole wedgie or a gentle tug, knowledge is power. If you fear retribution is coming: What Wedgie Do I Deserve

Stretch first. A pulled hamstring ruins a good wedgie.
Wear sacrificial underwear. Never wear your favorite pair to a party.
The "Pivot": If grabbed, spin into the grabber. It breaks their leverage.
Embrace it. Nothing ruins a bully’s fun like you laughing along. "Higher, Greg! HIGHER!"